i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
welcome to the black parade, mom.
fake your death, mum
the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me
I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people